Mason Welch (via Facebook)
Mason Welch's jokes
- Why did Casey Anthony kill Caylee?
- What do you call a Nazi in a ridiculous pointy hat?
- What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
- Why was Dan Uggla able to kill James Bond?
- What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
- What do you call a ball hit to the left of Derek Jeter?
- What do you call a Tauren who's "shaking hands with his best friend"?
- What do rogues and noobs have in common?
- How many Paladins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- What is the name of the ocean next to China?
- What was Hitler's reaction when Jesse Owens won 4 gold medal?
- What is the difference between a bull and a cow?
- What's the difference between sex and death?
- What is brown and sounds like a bell?
- What is R. Kelly's favorite computer key?
- What was Amy Winehouse's biggest hit?
- How is eucharist like a dick?
- What's the difference between a Hummer and a hard-on?
- What's the difference between Jesus and hookers?
- What's the difference between your wife and fast food?
- What's the difference between the US men's soccer team and a duck?
- How many US women's soccer players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- What do David Beckham and Highway 1 have in common?
- What did the dehydrated Nigerian say to to his father?
- What do you get when you combine a British schoolboy and a polar bear?
- How do you know Bobby Cox's wife is from the South?
- Why couldn't LeBron James buy a soda?
- What's the best thing about fucking thirty three year olds?
- Why were "Method Man Brand Codoms" unsucessful?
- What do you get if you cross a Jew?
- What do a space shuttle and a fetus have in common?
- Where does a Jew buy his cologne?
- Which perfume would Jesus die for?
- What's the difference between cancer and the government?
- What do you get when you cross an intersection and a runway?
- How did Muhammed Ali react to Joe Frazier's untimely death?
- What's the difference between Jesus and Jon Benet Ramsey?
- What do abortions and video games have in common?
- What do you call Mexicans who don't do anything?
- What's the difference between fat chicks and bricks?
- Why did the little kid drop his ice cream?
- What's the difference between Coke and myself?
- Why do obese women love God so much?
- What looks like an elephant's head and smells like elephant shit?
- What does Apollo 13 have in common with the 2012 Grammy's?
- Why is David Wright's baseball cap like a clitoris?
- What do the Rockies and possums have in common?
- What's the difference between Mets fans and babies?
- What is a Braves fan's favorite whine?
- What do Joseph Kony and the London marathon have in common?
- Why did Barbie dump Ken?
- What is long and hard but can't get up?
- What do Michael Jackson's songs have in common with his victims?
- What's Rodney King's favorite poker hand?
- What do Jerry Sandusky and SPAM have in common?
- Why doesn't God like country music?
- How many atheists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
- How do you know if someone has the iphone 5?
- What's the difference between a practical joke and a temperature?
- What has 2 legs and kills women?
- What do David Carradine and Margaret Thatcher have in common?
- If Chrissy has 500 friends on Facebook one week, and then adds 150 the next week, then what does she have?
- If Chrissy has 500 friends on Facebook one week, and then adds 150 the next week, then what does she have?
- If Chrissy has 500 friends on Facebook one week, and then adds 150 the next week, then what does she have?
- What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?
Mason Welch's favorite jokes
Mason Welch's forked jokes
Mason Welch doesn't have any forks.
