Jennifer Betowt (via Facebook)
Jennifer Betowt's jokes
- Why did M. Dash stay away from the hash?
- Why are there always fences around graveyards?
- What's the boxer's favorite kind of candy?
- What's the wino's favorite kind of candy?
- How is Wrigley's gum like Andy Dick?
- What's the redneck clown's favorite candy?
- What candy are you bound to find at a software company?
- What's Tarzan's favorite flavor of Jolly Rancher?
- What's black and white and blue all over?
- What web app was the avian sweet tooth crazy about?
- What's black and white but never scores?
- What's plump and spherical, gets kicked around, and seems oblivious to goals?
- What's black and white and red all over?
- What did the soccer ball say to the soccer field?
Jennifer Betowt's favorite jokes
Jennifer Betowt doesn't have any favorite jokes.
Jennifer Betowt's forked jokes
- What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?
- If there's a stairway to heaven, how to you go down?
- Why was the teenage horse so mad?
- How many fraternity guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- What is money’s drug of choice?
- Why was the periodic table so lonely?
- What is the name of the ocean next to China?
- What do Nintendo characters smoke weed with?
- Why did the pirate go to a bookstore after he lost his left hand at sea?
- What does baseball player get at bar?
- What's the drug addict's favorite computer key?
- What was Uncle Joey's favorite meal on Full House?
- What computer key is most used after Christmas?
- What dog smells the worst?
- What does the alphabet say as a greeting?
- Why does the monkey never call before he visits?
- What do you get when you mix Skittles and M&Ms?
- What's the difference between cancer and the government?
- What is Lindsay Lohan's favorite state?
- How does the man in the moon eat his food?
- What President has the best gay porn name?
- Why did the Keebler Elves go to jail?
- What is an artist's favorite band?
- Why did Lady Gaga have two black eyes?
- What did the rocker monkey have all over his arms?
- What did Frank Oz do when Jim Henson died?
- Why did Sally Ride break up with her boyfriend?
- Why did Barbie dump Ken?
- What's the dubstep fan's favorite organization?
- What do you call a poet that died?
- Why does Sarah Palin always have her press conferences just before lunch?
- Why are the Angry Birds so angry?
- What do grocery store employees hope to get each year?
- What does pervert do with computer file?
- What does a 2x4 do for fun?
- What did the broken clock say to his son?
- What dessert do prisoners eat?
- Why did the monkey's friends stop inviting him over for dinner?
- What's the difference between Coke and myself?
- Why was Bill Clinton elected President?
- What do Woody Allen and Kodak have in common?
- Who do you go to when you need to buy a house in Hollywood?
- What happens when you stop making jokes on a first date?
- Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?
- What do you call an English Dinosaur?
- What happens when you leave Greek yoghurt in the refrigerator too long?
- Why did the balloon decide not to throw a party?
- What was the stick's favorite high school math class?
- Who's the worst viking prostitute?
- Why did the dentist skip the awards show?
- What's the most animated planet?
- What do you call the rapping triplet mind readers on the starship Enterprise?
- Have you ever had duck soup?
- Did you hear about the tree's new car?
- What do British sea monsters eat?
- Why did the wine enthusiast go to see the priest?
