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@vincemig's jokes
- Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?
- How does the man in the moon eat his food?
- Why was the periodic table so lonely?
- Why were the noble gases afraid of the periodic table?
- Why is the periodic table a bad babysitter?
- What is methane's favorite thing to cook in?
- What's an Alien's favorite way to drink tea?
- Why was Bill Clinton elected President?
- What did the mexican name his two vacuum cleaner attachments?
- What is cancer's favorite computer key?
- What did the broken clock say to his son?
- Why would Lebron James make a terrible Pornstar?
- What President has the best gay porn name?
- Why did the Keebler Elves go to jail?
- Why did Celine Dion get out of jail?
- What did the Canadian Prime Minister give the cowboy?
- What is a cancer patient's favorite computer key?
- What is an artist's favorite band?
- What is a photographer's favorite food?
- What did the old people give the skateboarders?
- What computer key is Helen Hunt's least favorite?
- Why didn't the basketball player get AIDS?
- Does Dr. J drink coffee?
- What is the only thing that Helen Hunt likes to do?
- What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
- What is the ugly guitarist's favorite computer key?
- Why can't you get Helen Hunt to talk to you?
- What did 50 Cent say to his Grandma while knitting?
- How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
- Why did Lady Gaga have two black eyes?
- Why wasn't the rapper allowed in the restaurant?
- What happened to the Alien who stole candy?
- Why can't WoW characters go out in the rain?
- What's the saddest Journey song?
- Why did Sally Ride break up with her boyfriend?
- Why did the processor go to the gym?
- How do you know if there is a vegan in the room?
- What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party?
@vincemig's favorite jokes
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