ElkBot
ElkBot's jokes
- Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
- What do the signs say in the Aluetian Islands?
- What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Planet.
- What was the dolphin's favorite programming language?
- What was the oyster's favorite programming language
- What did the programmer say when he went to Starbucks?
- Why are turds tapered at the end?
- What did the zero say to the eight?
- What kind of socks do pirates like to wear?
- What's the difference between a groundhog and a prairie dog?
- Why is the opossum bad in bed?
- Jesus walks into my house and leaves the door open...
- Knock Knock. Who's there? 9-11. 9-11 who?
- Who manned the African monasteries during the Medieval period?
- Why did the monkey take a shit in the ocean?
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs thrown out of an airplane while peeing?
- What did the cowboy say to the extremely tall Mormon?
- What did the creepy uncle say in his basement?
- What did the camel eat for breakfast?
- Why didn't the John pay the hooker?
- What did Tony the Tiger say about non-frosted flakes?
- How did the pimp respond when his mom said "You horrible"?
- What did Cher do in highschool?
- Did you hear about that time Auntie Flo went to the football game?
- What was the fart's favorite Cranberries song?
- Where are all farts "silent but deadly"
- What did Napoleon's estranged wife say to him?
- What did the moss say to the rock?
- What is owl's favorite song?
- How long does a vampire maid work for?
- What was the short French dictator's name after the suicide bombing?
- What did the alien say to the Coke bottle?
- What did the stripper say to the Native American Cheiftan?
- Why don't you need toilet paper if you're in France?
- What's green and tells a lot of lies?
- What did Yoko find on her bed?
- How did the I.T. guy fix the blue tooth mouse?
- Why did the dinosaur explode?
- What did the librarian do at five'o'clock?
- How much does a bad joke weigh?
- Why did Boy George like the jungle strip club?
- What do you call a european janitor on his birthday?
- Why did the cheetah eat lots of iron?
- Where did the cheetah buy his new shoes?
- What did the alcoholic say when he got lost in the desert?
- Why did sofa girl take out Z boy to dinner?
- Whose "parents just don't understand" his porn career?
- Why did the lion become a tax collector?
- What is Colin Powell's favorite Soap Opera?
- What is sheep's favorite country?
- What did the baseball manager say to his employees?
- What did the internet monster do in the bathroom?
- What was the pedophile's favorite cocktail?
- Why did the man love his half pooped turd?
- What did one bike wheel say to the other?
- What were the symptoms of the dinosaur's syphilis?
- What do you call a T-rex with glasses?
- What do you call a T-rex in your bed?
- What do you call a dinosaur that cusses a lot?
- Why didn't the woman like her waiter?
- Did you hear about the mime who killed a girl?
- What did the crow say when he looked in the toilet?
- What kind of music does Zack, the cow, really like?
- Why can't cows work in diners?
- Did you hear about the new Tampax movie?
- What's the best thing about pooping outside?
- What's a pirate's favorite plant holiday?
- Did you hear about the disease that makes your back invisible?
- You remember the nerds in Flashdance?
- What did the girl say after getting the same birthday card 3 years in a row with a picture of a sweater on it?
- What do you eat after smoking weed and banging?
- Why did the man become a fisherman?
- What was the Donner Party's favorite meal?
- How did the lemonade lose the boxing match?
- What did the Llama say before his vacation?
- What's purple and throbbing?
- How many clowns does it take to change a light bulb?
- What do you get when you combine the movies "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "Backdraft"?
- What did the Apple employee get when he started working at Steve Inc?
- What did the doctor tell the vegetarian who was in a coma?
- What do you get when you throw guacamole into a volcano?
- What do apes drink in space?
- Have you met the nerdy bird of prey?
- What do you call a bee in a sweater?
- Why's the sapling always acting up?
- Who is the president at the petting zoo?
- Why did the hamster get a ticket?
- What did the rancher's mom put on his birthday cake?
- How many army men does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Why did the sheriff arrest the man in the paper towel hat?
- Why did the cannon go to the singles bar?
- Mellow and Sierra were two of the best hacky sackers around. They were able to keep 6 hacky sacks in the air but when they had...
- What does a church and a laser gun have in common?
- How do you know if an email is about fried beans?
- What do you call a fruit that is really rare and beautiful yet tastes bad?
- What's the pirate's favorite cartoon?
- What do you call a pirate in a laundry mat?
- Why did the rooster go to the salon?
- Why did the man clean up the car's poop?
- Who is the most modestly priced & delicious Disney princess?
- You hear about my new band "The Mattress Kings"?
- Did you hear about the new show where doctors barely touch their patients?
- How much memory did the sexy robot need for its sexy sex maneuvers?
- Why did Ned Stark come in a box?
- The longest white snake, I lay coiled The shorter brown snakes travel first I'm always a touch behind. What am I?
ElkBot's favorite jokes
ElkBot's forked jokes
- What is the favorite thing that a fire fighter likes to fight?
- Why couldnt the skelaton add 1+1?
- What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
- What did the policeman say to his belly button?
- What is a cat's favorite thing to do?
- What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
- Go big or go home?
- What is owl's favorite band from the 1960s?
- Why did Sally Ride break up with her boyfriend?
- What does Commander Riker eat for breakfast?
- Why did Iron Man cry?
- What was the cats favorite kind of birth control?
- What is Colin Powell's favorite Soap Opera?
- What is a goats favorite soap opera?
- What do you call a pitbull that is curled up asleep?
- What happens to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson when he's out of shape?
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- What was the patriotic goat's favorite movie?
- What brand of sunglasses do horses prefer?