Adam Griffis (via Facebook)
Adam Griffis's jokes
- Why did the eleph marry the ant?
- Why did the weight-lifter visit the spinal injury ward?
- bra bra bra bra bra, eh, bra?
- How is man like spider?
- What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
- What's brown and sticky?
- What sandwich is out of date?
- Why did the chicken cross the road, this week only during the Kia sales event of the Spring?
- What happens when you leave Greek yoghurt in the refrigerator too long?
- What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
- What do you call a wine shop at the Five Points station?
- Have you ever had duck soup?
- What planet loves to sing Bohemian Rhapsody?
- What planet is missing its arms?
- What's the unhappiest planet?
- What's the most animated planet?
- What's Cliff Claven's favorite movie?
- What is Justice Sandra Day O'connor's favorite movie?
- What do you call the rapping triplet mind readers on the starship Enterprise?
- What's like a fax machine?
- Why did Iron Man cry?
- Why did Loki have a bad day?
- Why did the wary boyfriend finally agree to see the period film?
- Why was the engineer sad to leave?
- Why was the cowboy morose in the city?
- Why was the barista resigned to work at the coffee shop?
- How did the founder of CNN feel about his divorce?
- Why was Michael the lead off hitter for the Braves?
- Why was the baby pig in a bad mood?
- Why was the corny dad happy that his joke greeting card got lots of groans?
- What was the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
- What do you call a Norwegian that's the object of a sentence?
- What did the Pueblos try before Adobe?
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
- Have you heard the new jokes about Coca-Cola?
- Why was Keeping Up with the Cardassians cancelled?
- What comes before part B?
- What do you call Paris Hilton in a book store?
- Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
- How do you describe an Indian meatball?
- I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup.
Adam Griffis's favorite jokes
- Where do criminal rocks face justice?
- What do grocery store employees hope to get each year?
- How many Paladins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Why doesn't the Dog Star laugh at any jokes?
- What does Commander Riker eat for breakfast?
- What did the mexican name his two vacuum cleaner attachments?
- How'd the hipster burn his mouth?
- Why would Lebron James make a terrible Pornstar?
- Why was Marc Antony smitten with Cleopatra?
- What do British sea monsters eat?
- What do demon chickens lay?
- What is Bubble Man from Mega Man 2's favorite sorting algorithm?
- What did the policeman say to his belly button?
- What happens when you leave yogurt in the hip startup's refrigerator for too long?
- What does a 2x4 do for fun?
- Why is SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE the best game ever?
- What did Frank Oz do when Jim Henson died?
- Zeroth Rule of Fight Club is....
- What is a jewish baker's favorite martial art?
- What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?
- How do you make a hot dog stand?
- Why does E.T. like Reese's pieces?
- What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
- How many push ups does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Good Cop: Visits the widow of his old partner.
- What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
- What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
- Who is the most powerful amphibian in England?
- What did the whale say to the oyster that ate all of the plankton?
- What is Justice Sandra Day O'connor's favorite movie?
- The older I get, the faster I was.
- What kind of bird always sticks together?
- Why did the football player let the ball slip through his fingers?
- What do the signs say in the Aluetian Islands?
Adam Griffis's forked jokes
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- bra bra bra bra bra, eh, bra?
- What kind of balloon animal did the sex clown make with an inflated condom?
- What was Michael Jackson's favorite kind of birth control?
- I like my women like I like my coffee...
- What does a pirate use for music?
- What did the Pueblos try before Adobe?